Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Baby Dave goes deep..

ARMY SARGENT 1: i know we're about to die in this ambush, but geez if we ever make it out alive and someday i have a kid and he tries out for the school footy team and you're head coach - why it would mean the world if you chose him on the team!

(loud explosion nearby)

ARMY SARGENT 2: i just don't know thompson. i mean we've served for 2 years now. i trust you like a brother. you've saved my life once.

(bullet flies by and army sarge 1 blocks it with his steel helmet)

ARMY SARGENT 2:....twice! but i just think that would be too much.

ARMY SARGENT 1 (gasping): but remember that time we ate soup together at sammy's?

ARMY SARGENT 2: yeah.

ARMY SARGENT 1: we're soupees o'neil! goddam it if not for the millitary bonds and years of friendship then f*cking jesus you better do it for the soup. it's the least a soupee would do for another soupee!

(several more explosions)

ARMY SARGENT 1(choking up): you're right. you're so right. i just remember that warm fresh tumeric soup and i think about samantha and the boys and i just want to live to get back there.

(close gun fire)

ARMY SARGENT 2: i hear ya soupee. i know what you're sayin so strong it hurts me under the ribs. now hand me that grenade.

ARMY SARGENT 1: i can't feel my fingers thompson.

ARMY SARGENT 2: it's okay o'neil. it's okay.

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